Arts & Entertainment
Best unusual performance space
It's a tribute to artistic director Sandra Buckley's ingenuity in transforming
a resolutely non-theatrical environment that actors and audiences have adapted
so easily to it. As you walk into the Masque Theatre, located in an old
downtown community hall in Milford, you see a long ribbon of stage along the
right wall, which Buckley likes to divide up into adjacent settings like the
dyptych scenes on Medieval cycle-play wagons. The actors climb up in the dark
and scurry into place, since there's no backstage area to speak of; in last
December's enchanting Amahl and the Night Visitors, the chorus strolled
nonchalantly through the audience to reach the stage. (The informality of the
staging didn't appear to bother the singers, who performed beautifully.) We
always prefer to sit at the far side of the hall, next to the bookshelves,
which provide an extra level of diversion during intermission.
Masque Theatre, Memorial Hall Cultural Center, 30 School Street, Milford,
478-7044.
Best cue & ale session
Although there are enough pool halls to shake a stick at, there's
nothing better than frequenting the neighborhood establishment. And that's one
reason we picked Moynihan's, where you play pool the old-fashioned way -- put
your quarters up, call winners, and wait your turn, and then have a seat when
you lose. But even losing is fine because Moynie's, with Keno, video poker, a
decent jukebox, a Guns & Roses pinball machine, scratch tickets, a dozen
TVs, and a kitchen, is essentially a Chuck E Cheese's for adults with bad
habits. The beer selection is tremendous (16 on tap, 40 different bottles) and
drinks are dirt cheap; and for a little under two bucks you can get a pretty
terrific hamburger. There's also the added attraction of a mix of neighborhood
patrons and the Clark crowd, and they coexist quite nicely, thank you. Besides
the day job of local writer/film buff Nic Karcasinas, Moynihan's boasts Louie
Latino, who pulls duty three nights a week. Gruff and crotchety to new folk, as
all good neighborhood bartenders should be, Louie is actually a pussycat with a
heart of gold, and one of our all-time faves.
Moynihan's, 897 Main Street, Worcester, top-secret phone number
Best real-guy bar
Actually, a majority of bars are tailored to men, and it's a concept a
lot of the non-guy sex doesn't fully understand. There's something special
about hanging around some smoke-filled dive, drinking drafts, watching TV, and
chatting with the lads. It's the guy equivalent of going to lunch with your
girlfriends, only with pickled eggs. And what makes a guy bar, a real
guy bar, is character. So that automatically excludes all sports bars (too
testosterone-laden and loud) and college hangouts (too moron-inclined). No, you
must go deeper to the small neighborhood joint -- where draft beer is king, the
pretzels are possibly stale, and money is no object because nothing costs more
than four bucks. Guertin's Cafe is our pick to hang loose and get in touch with
your guyness. Worcester's oldest gin mill, Guertin's is loaded with beautiful
and intricate lattice-work, a pressed-tin ceiling, ornate light fixtures, and
tons of stained glass. As a matter of fact, the glass behind the bar strongly
resembles male anatomy fairly accurately, thus subliminally reinforcing your
newly-reclaimed self. The only negatives to this lovely joint are beer
companies have been allowed to hang up their tacky-ass banners and signs, and
that takes away from the city's otherwise best-looking bar. Guertin's also
scores high bonus points for great wooden booths (the type in which you'd be
proud to have your body found after being bumped off) and a trough-style
urinal. Extra points for having Michael Madson's television show, Avenging
Justice, on instead of sports. After all, Madson is a man's man, just like
you. He'd probably buy a round.
Guertin's, 139 Grand Street, Worcester, 753-9828
Best higher art education
Under the Goddard Library on the campus of Clark University sits the
unimaginatively named University Gallery. This bright little room with glass
walls on two sides has been the temporary home to many imaginative exhibitions.
Coordinated by artist-in-residence Sarah Walker, the space is operated
primarily as a training ground for students who wish to become involved in
gallery management. (One graduate is now the director of sales for the
Guggenheim Museums.) Because the gallery is student-operated, it tends to take
more chances than a commercial gallery. In the recent past they have mounted
offbeat exhibits like a group show of environmentally friendly graphic designs
and "Small and Sorry," which featured artists who saw art in others' cast-offs,
and "Dressing" which featured Leslie Wilcox's floor-to-ceiling wire mesh
dresses and Victoria Ralston's dress-like fabric installations -- big enough to
walk inside. Compared to other college galleries this is high energy.
University Gallery at Clark University, Downing Street, Worcester,
793-7113
Best production after the production
The official opening performances at Worcester Foothills always occur on
Sundays, and the entire audience is invited to celebrate afterwards at buffet
tables covered with hors d'oeuvres, which are sometimes thematically linked to
the current production. Considering the schedule changes monthly at Foothills,
the company's willingness to host a party every time out strikes us as
unusually generous. And while we're in an epicurean vein, Foothills also offers
the best concession stand of any local playhouse. It boasts a cappuccino
dispenser -- imitation cappuccino, yes, but that's a lot more than most
theaters stock -- and two or three different cakes that look more tempting than
any other desserts north of Caffe Dolce. (One of them is invariably some
drop-dead chocolate concoction.)
Worcester Foothills Theatre, 110 Front Street, Worcester, 754-4018
Best place to feel young again
There's a downtown lunchtime tradition that doesn't involve eating. Every
afternoon, as the clock strikes 12, lawyers and banktellers, office workers,
and a few students make the pinball pilgrimage to Pee Wee's Arcade. Fanatics
"crawl" through graveyards, swamps, and mansions of the "Addams Family" (movie
version), get tossed into "Star Trek: The Next Generation," and are blown away
trying to reach a million points playing "Lethal Weapon 3," and weekend bikers
hop aboard one of four sets of "Daytona USA Manx TT Superbikes" ("reproducing
every detail of the world's most renowned, traditional racing"), while NFL fans
replay the weekend's games with "Blitz." There are throttle-controlled combat
fighting games, including "Vampire Savior: World of Darkness," "Mortal Kombat
4," "Die Hard Arcade," and "Viper Phase 1," which allows you to bomb, laser
beam, napalm, or shoot Vulcan bullets at enemy forces. Believe us, your day
will feel 10 times better after you've blown away a few dozen terrorists in
Times Square and Midtown Manhattan, although our sincere condolences go out to
the families of the deceased at the United Nations -- we ran out of tokens
before we could finish the job!
Pee Wee's Arcade, 30 Front Street, Worcester, 755-2871
Best person to give directions
Tom Ouellette, Brian Tivnan, Steve Braddock, and others have put up handsome
productions, but the local director whose work we watch out for is Doug
Ingalls. Ingalls has a long-term connection with Barre Players, where his
staging of The Diary of Anne Frank, a few seasons back, both manipulated
the flat, squarish space superbly -- the set, which he designed himself,
contained five discrete playing areas -- and brought life to a flat, squarish
script. (He also played Otto Frank, very skillfully.) However, he spreads
himself around: we saw a spirited mounting he did of Guys and Dolls with
the Wachusett Summer Theatre two years ago (he now teaches at Wachusett
Regional High, in the same space), and he was in charge of Stageloft's
production of Neil Simon's Laughter on the 23rd Floor. Ingalls has a
fine eye and -- most important, in our estimation -- he clearly knows how to
talk to actors, apparently of all ages.
Best ear ring
If Spinal Tap had their amps special built to hit 11, then Preston
Wayne must be hovering somewhere around 13. For the better part of 20 years
(with Hooker, the Odds, Time Beings and now, Preston Wayne 4) the "King of the
Wammy Bar" has been fragging amps and rattling the chests of local clubgoers.
If Wormtown kids weren't listening to what their parents had to say, it's
probably because the folks weren't speaking loud enough. Preston is also
proof-positive to the scientific theory that women prefer bass, men treble,
cause when ol' Presto cranks up, chicks run like someone just announced the
semi-annual Macy's wedding-dress sale. If you can get beyond the sonic bluster,
you'll find a world-class guitarist who coaxes a sound out of his Fender strat
that is unmatched by anyone. An ungodly amalgam of Dick Dale, Jimi Hendrix, and
James Williamson, he can make a three-chord punker sound psychedelic with a
flick of his wrist.
Best place to hang out
When John and Billy Maywalt took over the Tammany Club in 1995, they had one
intention -- make the room, and downtown as a whole, a desirable destination
once again. "When we opened, there wasn't a place you could go after work to
have a beer, hear a nice guitar player, and eat at a buffet," recalls John
Maywalt. They welcomed charitable institutions and non-commercial radio
stations to hold fundraising events and threw huge buffets to attract people
(they still do so every Friday afternoon from 5 to 8 p.m.). They serve food
from 11 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. And in a move of marketing genius, Maywalt began
booking bands from the growing groove circuit. "I like the jam bands [Slipknot,
Another Planet, and Foxtrot Zulu are his favorites] and tribute bands -- if
they're good, and most of the ones we have are." The room now features music
six nights a week. Hooking up with the Wormtown Trading Company was a big plus
for both businesses. "We complement each other like two peas in a pod. He
caters to college campuses, so do I. Mark [Blanchette, Wormtown's owner] is a
huge asset at the club. He runs his own festivals at the end of each month and
brings in his own bands." Maywalt also sets up a table at outdoor concerts like
the Fox and Coon Festival. "We try to give something back to the people who
support us at the club by giving them free coffee and doughnuts and put up a
huge banner thanking them for their support." The efforts have paid off.
Tammany Club, 43 Pleasant Street, Worcester, 791-6550
Best proof that it's all about the kids
Forum's Brian Tivnan conducted local theater's most noble experiment last year
when he initiated Theatreworks, which trains young people from Worcester's
neighborhoods over the winter and mixes them with pros in the summer, in
full-scale musicals. Forum has yet to figure out the right balance in these
shows (so far the company has produced West Side Story and Guys and
Dolls) -- they're not quite professional yet they aim to be more than
community theater. But Theatreworks unquestionably performs an invaluable
service to the youth of the community. Meanwhile, out in Gardner, Theatre at
the Mount not only programs summer workshops for kids but actively involves
kids in most of its musicals. We've seen members of the Runaways
ensemble in other shows like Bye Bye Birdie and Meet Me in St.
Louis and Annie Warbucks, where they sometimes perform alongside
their parents. Young performers don't merely influence the casting policies of
the company; their presence clearly informs the play selection.
Theaterworks, 6 Chatham Street, Worcester, 799-9166
Theatre at the Mount, Mount Wachusett Community College, 444 Green Street,
Gardner, (978) 632-2403
Best script sleuths
If you care about musicals, you may have discovered the Goodspeed Opera House
in East Haddam, Connecticut, for yourself. Every year, in its gorgeous,
curlicued old house at the water's edge, the Goodspeed mounts three shows --
one original piece (which may have been workshopped in its second theater in
Chester) and two revivals, often of musicals left unattended for decades. The
quality of these refurbished productions is consistently high, and where else
can you see fully mounted editions of Paint Your Wagon, It's a Bird!
It's a Plane! It's Superman!, Strike Up the Band, Can-Can,
and Redhead? The Goodspeed is an enduring cultural treasure. And allow
us to extend some credit as well to Wayland's Vokes Theatre, which resurrects
some forgotten American or English piece almost every season. In a better world
than this, every company would have a literary manager on hand whose job it was
to unearth worthwhile plays that no one has ever heard of. Familiarity
shouldn't be the only criterion for assembling a season.
Goodspeed Opera House, Rte. 82, East Haddam, Connecticut, (860)
873-8668
Best opening to go to on an empty stomach
The Worcester Art Museum is well known for its permanent collection of more
than 50,000 art objects spanning 5000 years of history. WAM also hosts
provocative temporary shows such as its current contemporary exhibit, "Blurring
The Boundaries: 25 Years of Installation Art." But did you know that it is also
a great place to enjoy stuffed mushrooms? WAM galas, held at the openings of
larger shows, have acquired a only-miss-if-you're-out-of-town reputation --
considered the place to be seen by Worcester's social set. And it wouldn't be a
party without scallops wrapped in bacon strips, tiny triangular spinach pies,
and savory stuffed mushrooms -- a point that hasn't been lost on WAM curators.
Trust us, there's no better way to see Mary Cassatt's masterpieces than over
smoked salmon.
Worcester Art Museum, 55 Salisbury Street, Worcester, 799-4406
Best views off the beaten path
About 25 minutes from downtown Worcester, the Douglas Arts Common, a co-op
located in a 19th-century white house on Main Street, has showcased area
artists' contemporary works for just over a year. Recent exhibits have included
abstract oil pastels and glass sculpture, watercolor still lifes, organic
sculpture carved in stone, expressionist photography, and abstract sculpture in
cement and steel. Many galleries have stayed away from three-dimensional work;
it's heavy and fragile. But Douglas dove right in, taking chances on artists
who don't have name recognition or those working in different mediums. We
salute Douglas's risks.
Douglas Arts Common, Route 16, Main Street, Douglas, 476-7082
Best views near the beaten path
For five years Terri Priest has run the Fletcher/Priest Gallery out of her
home. During that time, Priest, an artist of considerable talent and renown
herself, has sought to showcase some of the nation's finest artists in an
intimate setting. She has presented prints by NYC's Red Grooms, Jim Dine, and
California/Chicago artist Ron Davis. Priest's other goal is to present the best
of what is out there. To this end she has had several showings of photography
by Worcester's Stephen DiRado (his "Beach People" and his "Comet" series in
particular), along with Spencer artist Barbara Putnam's bold woodcuts, John
O'Reilly's introspective Polaroid photomontages, and Maria Muller's provocative
hand-painted photos. Just closed is a show of Maryland artist Howie Lee Weiss's
energetic charcoal drawings. Support the arts, stop by Fletcher/Priest and
broaden your horizons.
Fletcher/Priest Gallery, 5 Pratt Street, Worcester, 791-5929
Best knight life
Think you're Goth? Well, it's time to make a return trip to Higgins Armory
Museum, where you'll be surrounded by heavy metal from ancient Greece to the
middle ages and beyond. Founded in 1931 by John Woodman Higgins, a wealthy
steel-factory owner, Higgins Armory has atmosphere to spare. The exterior is
modern, all steel and glass, but the inside is crafted to resemble a European
castle. Stained glass, tapestries, and exotic weapons adorn the walls. Suits of
armor from various countries and eons stand ready for battle. There are even
suits of armor specifically crafted for horses and dogs. Adults can try on
helmets in the classroom, and children can become ladies or knights for some of
Worcester's best photo opportunities. You can celebrate your child's birthday
there, or rent the place out for a function or wedding. Maybe you can even talk
the groom into wearing an 85-pound suit of armor.
Higgins Armory Museum, 100 Barber Avenue, Worcester, 853-6015
Best place picnic with the masters
Just off Route 2 in Lincoln, the majestic DeCordova Museum and Sculpture Park
overlook the placid Flint's Pond. Open year round, 35 acres of tree-filled
slopes act as a backdrop for more than 60 large-scale contemporary sculptures.
Bring Stilton cheese and grapes or purchase a salad and sandwich from the new
Cafe DeCordova; park yourself on a bench or on the grass and commune with
George Greenameyer's welded steel Mass Art Vehicle or Konstantin Simun's
Totem America made of non-biodegradable but colorful, plastic
containers. You can even take a twig and play a tune on Paul Matisse's aluminum
rod The Musical Fence. The museum has an annotated map available to help
you find all of the sculptures hidden about the property.
DeCordova Museum and Sculpture Park, Sandy Pond Road, Lincoln, (781)
259-8355
Best place to see artists emerge
Charles Calvin Lowell set up the area's first art supply store in 1852. In
1996, C. C. Lowell owner Bill Cavanagh set aside a portion of his new Park
Avenue shop as a showplace for emerging artists. With the help of First Show
Gallery curator Karen Davis, artists can arrange to have their first one-person
exhibition in a professional setting, complete with an opening reception.
Ghanaian painter Benjamin Adwetewa-Badu and Chinese ink painter Zhang Xiaodong
had their first United States one-person shows here and have gone on to greater
things. Guinvere Ficara recently showed her brightly colored silk paintings,
and Joe Powers offered his photographs of Worcester firefighters. The shows
stay up for just two weeks, so you've got to hurry if you want to get a look.
This gallery has created a buzz with art lovers, but the real benefit goes to
the artists. C. C. Lowell charges no fees or commissions and is eager to
jump-start people's careers by showing their work.
C.C. Lowell, 258 Park Avenue, Worcester, 757-7713
Best show of the year
Worcester Art Museum's "Master Drawings: 700 Years of Inspiration," held from
April through June of this year, was a masterpiece in itself. Curator David
Acton spent nearly eight years bringing this exhibition to fruition. When he
was done, visitors were able to feast their eyes upon 100 of history's finest
examples of this intimate artistic activity. Originals by Gauguin and Van Gogh
were shown with works by Vasari and Rembrandt. Homer and Sargent shared wall
space with Wesselmann and Hockney. It was truly a walk through history, both
art history and human history.
Best day for your recyclables to be collected
We all know the pain of having to get up extra early to get our yellow
bags and plastic bucket to the curb. But if you happen to be the lucky folk who
drew Wednesday, you at least get to tune in to Bill LeBeau's installment of
Cross Tracks on WCUW (91.3 FM), from 6 to 9 a.m. LeBeau is an oasis of
taste in an otherwise barren landscape; full of piss and vinegar and with a
killer record collection, he lays down the bossest sounds -- classic
rockabilly, little-known soul artists, forgotten Western swing, obscure
instrumentals, beat music from Germany, garage rock from New Zealand,
narcissistic celebrities committing assault and battery on popular standards,
and anything else that's either very cool or truly fucked up. Unlike most
non-commercial voices that generally recall that dead painter guy from PBS,
LeBeau is nasal, self-deprecating, and seemingly awake, and unlike commercial
deejays, he actually knows what he's talking about.
Listener request line at WCUW (91.3 FM) is 753-2284
Best room to revive the glory days
It must be a tough job trying to capture the city's history. But Worcester
Historical Museum's "In Their Shirt Sleeves . . .," a new permanent
exhibition of Worcester's manufacturing history, manages to tie it all into a
"did you know?" package. A gorgeous 1850s-era cornet made by Issac Fiske at the
Merrifield Shops is displayed alongside Frank Wesson's breech-loaded rifle,
patented in 1862 (does that make us the birthplace of the NRA?), rat traps, and
ice skates. Corsets from the Royal Worcester Corset Company, championship
trophies from the Norton Athletic Association's Triangle Industrial Basketball
League, and the Roy Toy Company's "New Thrill-Finding, Gloom Killing Game
Sensation" help us understand a time when Worcester attracted a consumer's eye
from around the nation. How does this all play in the minds of a generation
weaned on MTV, the Internet, and video games? What do you think we'll be
leaving for WHM to display years from now? We'd start by hoping they acquire
the gold record WORC's Dick Smith received for being the first to play the
Beatles on the radio in America. Another Worcester first!
Worcester Historical Museum, 30 Elm Street, Worcester, 753-8278
Best longtime area artist
Leon Hovsepian retired from teaching art after 40 years at the Worcester Art
Museum, Clark University, and the Bancroft School. During that time he painted
two famous and somewhat controversial murals here. The first was for the Aurora
Hotel, at the corner of Main and Chandler. In the 1930s it was the city's
swankiest place with a fine restaurant and cocktail lounge -- the two rooms
where Hovsepian's murals were mounted. Leaning toward abstraction, the images
depicted the two natures of man -- animal and human. Several years ago when the
hotel was slated for demolition (which didn't happen) someone took the large
canvases down and spirited them away. Hovsepian's other mural was a 20-foot
work installed in the now defunct Bancroft Hotel, which depicted George
Bancroft's life. When the red brick structure on Franklin Street was converted
to condos and offices, Hovsepian retrieved the mural intending to give it to
the US Naval Academy in Annapolis, of which Bancroft was one of the founders.
Because clear title has never been fully established, the work has yet to find
its place in the Nimitz Museum. As a teacher, Hovsepian experimented with every
known and new artist material. Today he is still working in tempera, oils,
watercolor, encaustic, acrylic, and anything else that comes along. He allows
his style and subject matter to vary with each medium and says that the message
or idea presented is the only thing that matters. He is currently preparing for
an exhibition at the UMass Medical Center for early next year.
Best imitation of an acid flashback
You can say what you want about the lads from Woodgrain Theory -- they
certainly know how to make a name for themselves what with their aggressive
"marketing plan" and their battles, both real (Newbury Comics) and imagined
(Church of Latter-Day Saints). And nobody makes a bigger impact than frontman
Steven Gaffney. With a fashion sense that's a cross between '80s new wave and a
parochial school uniform and with an attitude that says anything goes, Gaffney
is Wormtown's most charismatic cat since the legendary Artie Schneiderman was
radiating cocktail-cool 15 years before it was stylish again. Gaffney has also
learned the first lesson of hipdom -- you must sacrifice comfort for style and
remain in costume when in the public eye. Beyond that, he's a bag of tricks
that leaves you wondering who spiked the punch. Moaning, groaning, panting,
growling, wrestling the inner demon right there on stage, and then tossing off
a smart-ass comment when the song is done, Gaffney is equal parts intensity and
laugh riot. And that equals 100 percent entertainer, baby!
Best gallery that isn't a gallery
You could say one wall is intentional. At the Java Hut, everything is art, from
the menu, the signs, the haphazard collection of stuff, to the innocent-enough
proclamation posted above the stage: "All kinds of music played here." This
spoken-word gathering place/coffeehouse is one of the most satisfying places to
go and space out. Why not? There's a lot of cool shit to look at on the walls:
Bob Dylan's The Times They Are a-Changin' album, the Java Hut's Hall of
Fame (currently saluting old friends like James Dean, the Who, Beatles, Frank,
Dean, and Sammy), along with a few newcomers who've pasted their pictures
alongside them -- Jess Klein, Too Human, and Jack and Present Co. The opposite
wall officially serves as the room's art gallery, currently showcasing "Art by
Brian," portraits of pets, Jesus, country homes, and friendly faces.
"Psychoblast," a 32-ounce extreme caffeine-filled drink -- eight shots of
espresso, sumatra ice cream, orani chocolate, vanilla, Krank20, and crushed
choco-covered espresso beans -- is advertised with a wired drinker who
resembles Bill MacMillan, host of the Sunday and Monday poetry mics. Want more
art? The flavored espresso specialty drinks, especially the "Savory Mocha
Naval," "Mystical Milky Way," "Chunky Monkey Madness," and "Sugar Daddy
Delight," guarantee you'll be able to close your eyes and see a multi-colored
exhibition dancing on the inside of your eyelids.
Java Hut, 1073A Main Street, Worcester, 752-1678
Best person to set the stage
Rob Houle, who directed and choreographed Runaways at Theatre at the
Mount gets our pick as best theater choreographer. Most of the time, however,
Houle settles for just staging the dance numbers in shows at the Mount -- or
dancing himself. (He was entirely winning as Lon Jr. in the "Banjos" number in
Meet Me in St. Louis.) Houle's modesty shifts the focus of his work off
his own skills and onto those of the performers, but you can't make 27 young
people look great in number after number, as he did in Runaways, unless
you're a fine craftsman as well as a superb teacher. Two and a half years
later, we retain a sharp memory of "Enterprise," the dance highlight of the
show.
Best communal gathering
The old Stageloft space in Sturbridge, above a restaurant, had a sweet, woody
smell; and we loved the fact that you had to duck at the top of the stairs as
you moved around into the house. It made us feel like we were entering an
insulated little world. (We haven't yet seen Stageloft's new venue.) Even
cozier is Worcester County Light Opera's home on Grand View Avenue. It looks
like a dormitory from the outside but its interior appears to be modeled after
those barns Mickey Rooney and Judy Garland were always refurbishing to produce
plays in -- only far more intimate. The space certainly has its limitations:
the audience isn't raked (that's why you're always encouraged to arrive early
for the best seating) and, like Masque's, the playing area is absolutely
rectangular, which makes creative staging a challenge. But you can't attend a
show here without sensing you're part of a community -- a feeling that's
enhanced by the un-self-aggrandizing high spirits of the company.
Worcester County Light Opera, 21 Grand View Avenue, Worcester,
753-4383
Best place to hear the sounds that inspired Wormtown
"I've been here 15 years -- in fact, I started my punk-rock career here and at
Exit 13," says Rich "Foghorn" Harnois, who recently performed with the
re-formed Aggressions at the Wormtown 20th anniversary bash and tends bar at
Ralph's, the Moberlys' legendary nightclub. There are few ways we can think of
to get the perfect start to the weekend than devouring one of his burgers or a
bowl of Ralph's chili. Though most of his fellow clubgoers have moved on,
"Foggie" (as Ralph himself affectionately calls him) remains true to the room
that gave him a chance to strut his musical stuff. "I'm all old-school. I'm
still stuck on the Pistols, Dead Boys, and the Clash," he says, inserting the
latter's debut album into the CD player. "There's some Lenny Kravitz, but I'm
still in the early '80s. People like it. We're putting Fear in the jukebox
because people have asked for it." Good times never get old.
Ralph's Diner, 95 Prescott Street, Worcester, 753-9543.
Best excuse to start your own band
Nobody says do-it-yourself (or on-the-job training) quite like those suburban
nightmares the Pathetics. Having been around for the better part of a year,
these guys still sound as fresh as if it were their first practice, literally.
Dedicated to numbskullery and totally in-tune with the rock-and-roll vibe of
knuckleheadism, this trio have thrilled dozens with their no-brow take on life.
Old first-wave punkers playing a young-man's game, their total lack of
substance and technical proficiency borders on sheer genius, and that's why
they are our poster boys for anyone who wants to start a band. Can't master the
guitar? Neither can they! Don't really have a singing voice? Ditto! And don't
worry about ideas for your own material. The Pathetics have proven that three
chords, alcohol, and cable television can go an long way on a set list. We've
all dreamed about being on stage, drenched in sweat, rockin' the adoring
multitude. From air guitaring in the mirror to singing in the shower, we've all
got a little star in us. And now the Pathetics give us a reason to try
harder.
Best use of no space
Two seasons ago Worcester Forum's lease on the roomy, flexible space it
occupied downtown in the Performing Arts Center ran out, and the company is
still in search of new digs. Without a place to hang its hat, Forum has had to
put its regular season on hold (it will, however, produce A Christmas
Carol at Clark University in December). At the same time, its summer season
relocated from Green Hill Park to East Park on Shrewsbury Street, which is
considerably noisier and far less congenial to a transporting theatrical
experience. Those July and August outings in Green Hill Park were sometimes
magical: when the Jews of Anatevka trekked up the grassy incline at the end of
Fiddler on the Roof, the stars seemed very close, and the audience got
up slowly afterwards, as if we had to shake off a dream before wending our way
down to our cars. Forum deserves to perform in a congenial space like this one;
it deserves its own home.
Worcester Forum Theatre, 6 Chatham Street, Worcester, 799-9166
Best reason to start drinking
The thing about heartbreak music -- blues, country, or even some crummy
Eric Carman tune -- is that the subject matter (the wife leaving town with the
mailman, the dog dying, the wreck of the Old 97) can get pretty redundant,
especially in the hands of a hack. Which is why we'll take Jim Weeks for
delivering a tune that will make you wanna curl-up in your bottle. Currently
scratching out a living as the frontman for alt-roots hot-shots, Little Big
Wheel, and performing solo to pay the rent, Weeks, with his
too-many-cigarettes-and-whiskey voice, is a lightning rod of emotion. It's one
of those rare and special deliveries, much like middle-era Replacements' Paul
Westerberg's, that makes you feel every syllable that's coming out of his
mouth. Weeks also has a great range for the more uplifting stuff, but when he's
in the gutter it's magic. You'll wanna crawl right down there with him.
Best place to leave the cell phone behind
The good old days weren't so good, as you can read in most history books, but
there's something serene and beautiful about Old Sturbridge Village, an
authentic recreation of an 1830s New England Village. There are a bank, a cider
press, a meeting house, and a printing press. There are a tin shop, a law
office (whose owner overcharged his customers, just like today), and a gift
shop every 50 feet. The costumed "interpreters" are ready with interesting
anecdotes, stories, and information about how hard life was back then. Seasonal
festivals like Thanksgiving and Christmas are celebrated with an 1830s flavor.
The children in those days were deprived indeed. Instead of Nintendo, they
played with barrel hoops. Instead of soda, they drank cider. There's a lesson
here somewhere, but most of the school children dragged through the museum each
day probably miss it. For the adults, though, a day spent without a cell phone
or a pager may just be what the doctor ordered.
Old Sturbridge Village, 1 Old Sturbridge Village Road, Sturbridge,
347-3362
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Even though there is a dearth of contemporary public artwork anywhere in
Worcester, the city has many significant sculptures and monuments created
during its 19th-century heyday. The biggest, most important, and often least
noticed, is the Soldiers' and Sailors' Monument now dwarfed by the Worcester
Common Outlets behind City Hall. Erected in 1874 as a memorial to Worcester's
Civil War soldiers, this monument is a classic example of the heroic art of the
period. Four large, well-patinaed bronze castings depict an infantryman, a
sailor, a cannoneer, and a cavalryman. There is also a bas-relief plaque of
Abraham Lincoln and another of then-governor John Andrews. Four large plaques
list the names of 397 soldiers and one sailor who died for their country. The
cannons at each corner (one is missing) are muzzle down into the ground to
signify the call for no more war. The 66-foot tall Corinthian column is topped
by a winged "Victory" holding a palm branch of peace in her other hand. The
monument was designed by Randolph Roger, an American living in Rome, the
bronzes were cast in Munich, and the granite was quarried in Rhode Island, all
for a mere $50,000, which was $40,000 less than the original design -- a
replica of Paris's Arc de Triomphe! Although most pedestrians see right through
this historic pillar, the local pigeons love it.
Soldiers' and Sailors' Monument, Front Street, Worcester
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With the rise of massive movie complexes and with skyrocketing ticket prices,
local film buffs should do themselves a favor and check out Clark University's
Cinema 320. The room is sparse -- it's a classroom -- and the concession stand
amounts to whatever lint or old mints you find in your pocket; but patrons
don't come for greasy popcorn. They're here to see gorgeous films: new, old,
subtitled, and documentaries. Cinema 320 offers them all.
Cinema 320, Clark University, Jefferson Academic Center, 950 Main Street,
Worcester, 793-7477
Best reason to visit Main Street after sundown
It isn't easy making a go of it downtown, especially in the south Main
Street area, and it's even harder after all the business drones commute home at
five o'clock. So the fact that Gilrein's has lasted as long as it has speaks
volumes about the club's reputation and about owners Robin Scott's and Barbara
Haller's commitment to blues music. Regarded as a must-stop to touring national
acts and revered as a mecca for both local musicians and fans of roots music,
Gilrein's continues to bring in some of the world's top talent. Little Charlie
and the Nightcats, Duke Robillard, Steve Riley and the Mamou Playboys, and
Dennis Brennan were all highlights of the past year, and the recent Tom Russell
show rates as one of the finest ever. Gilrein's also improved its menu vastly
-- ranging from burgers, veggie quesadillas, hummus, and pizza; there are also
at least three daily blackboard specials and a soup of the day. The greatest
contribution "Worcester's Home of the Blues" has made is to the local
musicians, especially the youngsters -- J.B. and the Activators were allowed to
develop with weekly slots and now host "Swing Night"; and Troy Gonyea has
graduated from Thursday nights to touring the world with Sugar Ray Norcia. With
a new and improved dance floor and currently anticipating live music seven
nights a week, the best is yet to come from Gilrein's.
Gilrein's, 802 Main Street, Worcester, 791-2583
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If Dennis Leary is our most visible celebrity and Abbie Hoffman our most
famous, then Captain PJ must be our most talented. PJ has been a radio
personality, carny, bike gang member, fry cook, music savant, unintentional
spoken-word artist, writer, sage, band leader, mascot of the short-lived
Baystate Bombardiers (suspended and reinstated for knocking a ref over), and
"Human Bowling Ball" for Channel 27's since-canceled Big Shot Bowling.
Known chiefly as the late-night voice of WCUW's Rockin' Revolution and
as the scary, shirtless guy with the puppets, PJ is a true renaissance man. The
Captain is part artist, part cheerleader, a little bit fruitcake, a lotta bit
self-promotion, and pure rock and roll. Devoid of any vocal talent whatsoever,
he is nonetheless captivating -- we are still unable to turn away when he
croaks out yet another horrific tune with his band the Majestic Gizmos, clad --
in all his pasty glory -- in only a kilt. A conversation with PJ may include
ranting about crack-addicted squirrels, old-time basketball, and Ham Ham the
pig, and he has some illuminating things to say -- the rest could be, given
the right combination of substances. PJ is currently working on his
autobiography, as well as formulating a takeover of the music establishment.
Best way to make your rock-and-roll dreams come true
There was a time when a record-release party by anyone in these parts
was a pretty big deal. Now technology has made it possible and affordable for
everyone to cut some kind of product, especially CDs. Phoenix HQ is hit
with all kinds of discs, ranging from unforgettably good to lousy, as every
band under the sun seem to be getting in on the act. Which is where the kind
folks of Mezzoman come in. Located at 100 Grove Street, right here in the Worm
City, the Mezzoids have been providing A-1 service to the music industry in
general and, more important, to local bands. Their basic package of 1000 CDs is
a pretty good deal, but the one-up package that provides graphics, film, and
color proofs is the one any smart band want because, not only would it cost
more to do it yourself separately, Mezzoman's graphics department is top notch
(you'd be amazed at how many crappy looking discs pass over our desks).
Mezzoman also gets bonus points for walking every band, no matter how small,
through the entire process as if they were VIPs. And we can't forget to tip our
hats for their eagerness to give back to the community. Staff members have
heart, they have soul, they're committed, and they give a damn -- virtues that
aren't easy to find, especially in the music business.
Mezzoman Productions, 100 Grove Street, Worcester, 791-8470
Best artists co-op space
The Brush Artist Gallery is a shining example of what an artist co-op should
look and act like. The polished hardwood floor in the spacious front gallery
area is awash with natural light coming through large windows. A featured part
of America's only urban national park, the gallery is currently showing a
retrospective of master artist Sigmund Abeles's lush figurative paintings,
drawings, prints, and sculpture. What really sets this place apart from most
art co-ops are the dozen artists's studios, which are open to the public.
Visitors can watch erstwhile watercolorist Vassilios Giavas at work on images
of diners or of the streets of his beloved Lowell. Or they can see Dierdre
Grunwald splash bright areas thick with paint as she works on her abstract
canvases. The group also has a silk painter, a potter, a quiltmaker, and
several photographers, whose works are all displayed in the brightly lit
corridor that connects the studios.
Brush Artist Gallery, 256 Market Street, Lowell, (978) 459-7819
Best rock-and-roll club that doesn't have rock and roll
All the universally cool spots that chose to throw caution to the wind
and take a chance on that crazy devil music generally started as something
else. Cambridge's's venerable Cantone's was a place that flung pasta during the
day, NYC institution CBGB's was a country-and-Western joint, and Wormtown's own
legend, Circe's, started off as a restaurant. There's something special about
seeing a show in a joint where you have to move tables in order to dance. With
Ralph's heading in more diverse directions, Worcester has been left with no
home for real rock and roll, so it's a matter of someone realizing the
need and doing it. Our money is riding on the Above Club, the coolest spot in
town nobody ever thinks of. Located above the Tai Cha Da on Park Avenue, the
Above Club has everything it takes to be the perfect spot to host a little
three-chord mayhem. Esthetically pleasing but not too special, nice low stage,
great sound, second-hand smoke, an alcohol license, and a dance floor that will
cramp-up real nice once the crowd gets fruggin'. Currently booking jazz,
acoustic, and jam-oriented stuff, the Above Club is often overlooked as a place
to check out, just as rock and roll is suffering from lack of exposure. It's a
natural fit for two unappreciated gems. Let the record reflect our enthusiastic
endorsement.
Above Club, 264 Park Avenue., Worcester, 752-2211
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Of all the venues in clubland that have really made the past year one of the
best in memory, none has been able to catch the pulse of the underground scene
better than the Espresso Bar. And many of our loyal readers missed it,
if only because they operate on the other side of the club track -- the
all-ages joint. And that's been your loss because Eric Spencer has been putting
on some fantastic bills with bands who have either gone on to much bigger
things, or will within the next few months. Sevendust, Dayinthelife, Vision of
Disorder, Killgore Smudge (now just Killgore), the Amazing Royal Crowns (no
longer Royal), Incubus, Godsmack, U.S. Bombs, and the Dropkick Murphys all
passed through the E-Bar in the past year; and that's just the tip of the
entertainment iceberg. Chances are you'll find at least two bigger-label acts
per week. Besides offering the best in up-and-comers, the folk over on James
Street also bow to cool old-schoolers. England's legendary punks the Business
stopped in twice and wowed a capacity crowd, and New York's Toasters, the
current leaders of the new ska trend, also came in to blow the roof off.
Nineteen ninety-nine promises to be just as good, so you may want to head down
and check it out, because the Espresso Bar continues to prove that the kids are
alright.
Espresso Bar, 70 James Street, Worcester, 770-1455
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