Rosie O'Donnell
ANOTHER ROSE CHRISTMAS
(Columbia)
The second in a
series of Christmas releases commissioned by talk-show host Rosie O'Donnell,
Another Rosie Christmas follows the formula of its enormously successful
predecessor, A Rosie Christmas, by enlisting an impressive array of
teen-skewed pop acts to sing the usual assortment of seasonal tunes. The catch
is that on almost every track Rosie sings too. Whether providing backing
vocals, trading verses, or merely supplying mindless banter during the fadeout,
she is inescapable. O'Donnell's serviceable yet obtrusive vocals turn even the
good tracks (Jessica Simpson's "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree," and "Winter
Wonderland," on which Macy Gray channels Louis Armstrong) into something
cheesy, and they make the bad tracks unbearable -- Ricky Martin's "Ay, Ay, Ay
It's Christmas" and Barry Manilow's "Because It's Christmas (For All the
Children)" are surely on the seasonal playlist in Hell this year. Only on
"Merry Christmas from the Family," where the Dixie Chicks overdo their
trademarked white-trash twinkle, does Rosie actually seem to be helping. Not
since Oprah sang her own theme song has a talk-show host been so convinced of
her own infallibility. O'Donnell's ubiquity turns what could have been another
respectably bad Christmas album into a testament to superstar ego run amok.
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